The Road Ninja: Episode 49
"The End"
Cool air and a cool road surface are just two of
the conditions required for a perfect night. That
night had them all, and underneath that clear,
starry sky,
a single headlight snaked along a single lane
road. The sportbike's 1000cc
power plant screamed its beautiful scream, a
clear steady engine wail that echoed
for miles. The curves on that windy road were
beautiful, eclipsed only by
the curves of the rider. She was tall and sexy,
with auburn curls that peaked out from under a
pink helmet to dance in the wind, and a hot
jumpsuit that matched her helmet.
Miles away Biff Becker stood in a parking lot
near a traffic light. He knew that engine, and it
was getting closer. He watched her approach, so
beautiful, so perfect. Then a careless driver
skidded into the intersection on a red light and
knocked her off. She flew through the air for
three moments, locking eyes with Biff before her
body slammed into a moving car, shattering her
helmet and breaking her back. She was dead before
hitting the pavement.
No one saw the Road Ninja, or his black muscle
car after that night. His former domain was
invaded by self serving hippocrites who blamed all
of their failures on inanimate objects and cared
more about animals than other people.
Craphop drowned the airwaves and all that was
green and good in the world died and followed Y100
into legend.


